What Happens in Vegas
Jack is a good-time-Joe twentysomething who's so laid back he can't even hold down a job in his father's business. Joy is a hyper-organized stockbroker who's so rigid she plans "meetings to plan for meetings." What she doesn't anticipate is her live-in fiancé leaving her. Jilted Joy and her best friend, Tipper, head to Las Vegas to drown their sorrows in booze and bad behavior.
As fate and the movie's scriptwriters would have it, so do unemployed Jack and his best bud, "Hater." The four are thrown together by a hotel mix-up, and Jack and Joy take an instant dislike to each other. But that sense of repulsion is soon replaced with a competitive one-upmanship that—when mixed with copious amounts of alcohol—turns into an evening of drunken debauchery. When the two wake in the morning, they're (gasp!) married to each other. Decidedly hung-over, they agree that a quick annulment is the sane course of action. But then they win a $3 million slot machine jackpot and things get more complicated. They both want the whole bonanza, so it's off to court. The judge determines that the newlyweds must live together and seek marital counseling for six months if they want to see any of the cash. With gritted teeth they move in together and both start plotting how to make the other crack and run screaming for the hills.
Ultimately, Jack and Joy discover and identify each other's admirable and loving traits. They come to the realization that they can face life's challenges much better as a married, committed couple. Using a gambling metaphor, Jack tells Joy, "You bet on me and you made me want to bet on myself."
Jack and Joy have a sheet-covered sexual encounter. And we're asked to watch part of it via quick montage shots. Another scene shows them wrapped in a very passionate kiss. Jack's girlfriend shows up at his door wearing a provocatively form-fitting girl scout uniform. It's stated that she regularly comes over dressed in a variety of role-playing costumes for no-strings-attached sex. We also see Jack shirtless and her in a lacy bra. Joy and Tipper are seen on several occasions dressed only in bra and panties or a towel. And Jack and Hater are both shown shirtless in boxer shorts. In Vegas, a number of women wear low-cut and form-fitting outfits. As a temptation for Jack, Joy arranges for a half-dozen provocatively clad women to show up at their apartment door. Jack strikes back by inviting over his guy friends, and the whole get-together becomes a party that eventually includes a male and female couple (dressed as police officers) who strip to skimpy underwear. The judge says to Jack and Joy, "Gay people aren't destroying the sanctity of marriage, you are." Joy exposes her breast (out of the frame) to "pay" for a cab ride. When Joy attempts to change the sheets on Jack's bed, she is repulsed by the smell. Jack attributes it to all the sex he's been having with various women.
To help Jack play the part of an abused spouse, his friends punch him in the face. He later shows up with a black eye. Other violence includes a number of pratfalls performed by Jack and Joy. For example, Joy drunkenly slides her way down a bar counter top and falls off onto the floor. The two push and shove each other, causing jarring tumbles, scraped elbows and upended street vendors as each tries to get to an appointment first.
The s-word is spit out a half-dozen times along with at least as many uses each of "a--" and "b--ch." God's and Jesus' names are together misused a dozen times with "God" being combined with "d--n" on one occasion. "Eff" and "effing" are also used in conversation, and one bleeped f-word shows up on a soundtrack song. A drawn picture of an obscene gesture is displayed and at least 10 times the script purposefully confuses someone's name with a crude term for masturbation.
People are tossing back alcohol in one form or another in nearly three-quarters of the scenes. Jack has built a bar that dominates the middle of his apartment, so when he and his friends are there, they invariably have a beer or a glass of alcohol in hand. Beer bottles litter tables and open surfaces. And later, Joy goes to a company retreat that features a picnic and gala evening event: Alcohol flows freely at both. Joy and Jack slug champagne straight from the bottle. But the biggest binge-fest takes place in Vegas where Joy leads crowds of people in a sloppy drinking game and everyone is staggering around drunk. When Joy and Jack get married, they do so with slurred speech and a need to lean on each other to stay upright. As a matrimonial backdrop, their two friends strip off each other's clothes and make out in an inebriated sexual frenzy. Jack mixes a handful of caffeine pills into Joy's morning drink—which makes her highly agitated.
A song lyric reads, "I'd rather go to h--- than shake your hand and wish you well." Jack states that "marriage is an outdated concept." You're encouraged to gag (or cheer, depending on which character you identify with) when Jack gropes himself, then dips his hand into Joy's popcorn. Joy roughly grabs Jack's (clothed) crotch in one scene and pelts him there with an orange in another. After wrangling over toilet seats and bathroom privileges with Joy, Jack urinates in the sink.
"I'm really interested in stories about finding love or getting to know someone through dysfunction or adversity," says screenwriter Dana Fox. "I first came up with this story about two people who strangely get to know each other while divorcing. Around that time, I kept hearing the phrase 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' and thought, if it wasn't already taken, it would make a great title for a film. Then, out of nowhere, Britney Spears goes and gets married in Las Vegas. And it's like, yeah—one of the things you can do in Vegas is get married on a whim, sometimes even to a total stranger. Of course, the other thing you can do there is win a ton of money. And then it hit me: What if both of those things happened on the same night?" Wondering if What Happens in Vegas could actually be as salaciously weak as that stated inspiration—and its ads suggest? In a word, yep. And Fox shouldn't object too much to that abrupt assessment since she went on to say, "I love people who speak their minds, and that's my favorite thing about both of the 'best friend' characters, Tipper and Hater." So, by all means, I'll continue: At best, Vegas boasts a few straggling jokes about male/female differences and some slapstick, goofy struggles between two attractive stars who end up agreeing that marriage might not be as useless as they'd imagined. At worst—and 90 percent of the material resides here—it's a torpid eye roller that mocks marriage and promotes premarital sex while reinforcing the lie that a Vegas weekend of reckless gambling, loopy partying and bleary-eyed drunkenness will not only help you forget your many troubles but leave you gleefully rolling in the cash when it's all over.
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